WELCOME TO MY DISORGANIZED CLUTTER!

We all have one—the drawer we just toss everything into so we will know exactly where we placed our random treasures when we need them most. Hid away in the corners of my junk drawer is every beautiful picture not exactly right for any of my other sexy havens, pictures still representing the unique beauty of the female form. So remember, when you can’t find what you’re looking for in the obvious places, check my junk drawer—I’m sure you’ll always find what you’re looking for among my unorganized, sexy clutter.

Thursday, May 30, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 05.25.24 (10 Photos)

She Definitely Deserves First Class

๐Ÿงบ ๐‘๐€๐๐ƒ๐Ž๐Œ ๐๐”๐Ž๐“๐„ ๐Ÿงบ

“When I met a truly beautiful girl, I would tell her that if she spent the night with me, I would write a novel or a story about her. This usually worked; and if her name was to be in the title of the story, it almost always worked. Then, later, when we'd passed a night of delicious love-making together, after she’d gone and I’d felt that feeling of happiness mixed with sorrow, I sometimes would write a book or story about her. Sometimes her character, her way about herself, her love-making, it sometimes marked me so heavily that I couldn't go on in life and be happy unless I wrote a book or a story about that woman, the happy and sad memory of that woman. That was the only way to keep her, and to say goodbye to her without her ever leaving.” ― Roman Payne

Friday, May 24, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 05.18.24 (11 Photos)

You Can See Those From Space With That Top On, I Bet!

๐Ÿงบ ๐‘๐€๐๐ƒ๐Ž๐Œ ๐๐”๐Ž๐“๐„ ๐Ÿงบ

“Statistics show that most mortals sell their souls for five reasons: sex, money, power, revenge, and love. In that order.” ― Richelle Mead

Thursday, May 16, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 05.11.24 (13 Photos)

If That Mountain Was Covered In Snow, She Wouldn't Even Need A Sled!

๐Ÿงบ ๐‘๐€๐๐ƒ๐Ž๐Œ ๐ˆ๐๐“๐„๐‘๐„๐’๐“๐ˆ๐๐† ๐…๐€๐‚๐“ ๐Ÿงบ

It is illegal to sell a "bounceless" pickle to somebody in Connecticut.

Thursday, May 9, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 05.04.24 (9 Photos)

I Don't Think I Could Sit Down Fast Enough

๐Ÿงบ ๐‘๐€๐๐ƒ๐Ž๐Œ ๐ˆ๐๐“๐„๐‘๐„๐’๐“๐ˆ๐๐† ๐…๐€๐‚๐“ ๐Ÿงบ

Sharks can live for five centuries.

Thursday, May 2, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 04.27.24 (13 Photos)

Keepin' A Woman Waitin' Is A Bad Idea

๐Ÿงบ ๐‘๐€๐๐ƒ๐Ž๐Œ ๐ˆ๐๐“๐„๐‘๐„๐’๐“๐ˆ๐๐† ๐…๐€๐‚๐“ ๐Ÿงบ

Some planets produce diamond rain.