WELCOME TO MY DISORGANIZED CLUTTER!

We all have one—the drawer we just toss everything into so we will know exactly where we placed our random treasures when we need them most. Hid away in the corners of my junk drawer is every beautiful picture not exactly right for any of my other sexy havens, pictures still representing the unique beauty of the female form. So remember, when you can’t find what you’re looking for in the obvious places, check my junk drawer—I’m sure you’ll always find what you’re looking for among my unorganized, sexy clutter.

Thursday, March 3, 2022

Wonder What Picture Her Pants Will Make?


“She was the kind of girl who loved to stretch out under the sheets, eating chocolate, reading books and [having sex] on rainy afternoons.” —  Michael Faudet

Before she walked by, those trees were just the knobs of the chair! Heehee...get it? She grew the wood? Okay, I know, I'm corny, but I can't help it...and I know my joke in the post title is corny too, but I just refuse to live life without bein' a little silly every now and then, even though I'm silly more than that! And I definitely try to live my life like the gal in the quote above...especially the chocolate part, the reading part, and the sex part!

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